Why was the math book always complaining?

Because it was full of problems.

Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes?

Because they only have one scent!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

They're always a little short!

What are ten things you can always count on?

Your fingers!

Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?

It always made three-pointers.

Why was math class so long?

Because the teacher kept going off on a tangent!

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?

Geometry!

What is the best way to serve Pi

A la mode, anything else would just be mean!

Approximately how many art gallery visitors would it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the bulb, and one to say their 3-year-old could have done that.

Why was algebra so easy for the Romans?

X was always 10!

Why couldn't the angle get a loan?

Because their parents wouldn’t cosine.

What do you call friends who love math?

Algebros!

Why don't plants like math?

Because it gives them square roots!

What is the math teacher’s favorite season?

SUMMer!

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral!

We all know why 6 is afraid of 7. But why did 7 eat 9?

Because it wanted 3 squared meals a day!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless!

What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!

How does a mathematician plow fields?

With a pro-tractor!

Student One: I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday

Student Two: She must be plotting something.