Math Funnies
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A π-thon!
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Because it was always solving problems!
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To reach new heights in their calculations!
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Because it knew how to "flake" numbers apart!
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A long division coat!
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You probably have.
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But only a fraction would understand.
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Count their blessings.
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“Where’s my Polly-gon?”
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A line!
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Pumpkin pi!
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Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.
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Because it was never right.
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Remove the S!
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They already 8!
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It has 360 degrees!
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A geome-tree!
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Because they’ll never meet.
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To improve their di-vision!
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Because they aren’t tenants!
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Because they only have one scent!
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They're always a little short!
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Your fingers!
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It always made three-pointers!
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The teacher kept going off on a tangent!
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A la mode— anything else would just be mean!
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Two: one to change the bulb, and one to say their 3-year-old could have done that.
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X was always 10!
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Because their parents wouldn’t cosine.
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Alge-bros!
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Because it gives them square roots!
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SUMmer!
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A roamin’ numeral!
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Because it wanted 3 squared meals a day!
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“You’re pointless!”
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“You can count on me!”
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With a pro-tractor!
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…she must be plotting something.
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It was a mean thing to say!