What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?

A π-thon!

Why was the math book so popular?

Because it was always solving problems.

Why did the mathematician fly on a plane?

To reach new heights in their calculations!

Why was the winter so good at division?

Because it knew how to "flake" numbers apart.

What do math teachers wear in the winter?

A long division coat!

Did you hear the joke about the statistician?

You probably have.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…

But only a fraction would understand.

What did the mathematician say when he lost his parrot?

“Where’s my Polly-gon?”

What do math teachers do on Thanksgiving?

Count their blessings.

What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks?

A line.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

Do you know what seems odd to me?

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.

Why was the obtuse triangle always upset?

Because it’s never right.

How do you make seven an even number?

Remove the S.

Why did two fours skip lunch?

They already 8!

Did you hear about the over-educated circle?

It has 360°!

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?

Geometry.

Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

Because they’ll never meet.

Why does the student wear glasses in math class?

To improve their di-vision!

Why do nine ants get to live in their apartment for free?

Because they aren’t tenants!