Math Funnies

  • A π-thon!

  • Because it was always solving problems!

  • To reach new heights in their calculations!

  • Because it knew how to "flake" numbers apart!

  • A long division coat!

  • You probably have.

  • But only a fraction would understand.

  • Count their blessings.

  • “Where’s my Polly-gon?”

  • A line!

  • Pumpkin pi!

  • Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.

  • Because it was never right.

  • Remove the S!

  • They already 8!

  • It has 360 degrees!

  • A geome-tree!

  • Because they’ll never meet.

  • To improve their di-vision!

  • Because they aren’t tenants!

  • Because they only have one scent!

  • They're always a little short!

  • Your fingers!

  • It always made three-pointers!

  • The teacher kept going off on a tangent!

  • A la mode— anything else would just be mean!

  • Two: one to change the bulb, and one to say their 3-year-old could have done that.

  • X was always 10!

  • Because their parents wouldn’t cosine.

  • Alge-bros!

  • Because it gives them square roots!

  • SUMmer!

  • A roamin’ numeral!

  • Because it wanted 3 squared meals a day!

  • “You’re pointless!”

  • “You can count on me!”

  • With a pro-tractor!

  • …she must be plotting something.

  • It was a mean thing to say!